These are explicitly driver's cars, not collector pieces to shuttle to a cars and coffee once a month. Stop being a dork and be cool instead.
I am a dedicated life-long Porsche homer from way back in the day. I bought my first Porsche, a 1983 944 in the most disgusting shade of gold-beige imaginable called Zermatt Silver, when I was 23 for $1,500. I learned a lot about driving in that car,... [4653 chars]