Despite online reports to the contrary, Billy Joel never traded in a Chevy for a Cadillac. The cars he has owned, though, include a bunch of beauties.
I don't mean to imply that this article is an excuse to share that meme of the Cadillac sign flickering with Billy Joel singing "Cadilac-ac-ac-ac" from "Movin' Out (Anthony's Song)" overtop. I mean to say that explicitly. That meme is perfection.
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