In what must be the greatest scientific paper of all time, Maximilien Berthet and Kojiro Suzuki attacked the problem with the most serious faces imaginable.
Admit it, there's really only one question on your mind. It's the same one you first had when you were 8 years old. Sure, you might be an "adult" now with "grown-up" things to do, but when you have a moment to yourself, your thoughts always return to... [2958 chars]