“This time, Trump spoke and everyone else fell asleep,” Jimmy Fallon said.
“Yep, Trump actually broke two records: longest State of the Union and most time in the same room as Melania.” — JIMMY FALLON
“The speech went on for so long that Marco Rubio had a growth spurt.” — JIMMY FALLON
“Yeah, an hour and 47 minutes, and that... [1103 chars]